Alexander Zorn

twerklina:

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beesplosion:

falaimaukegi:

geekandmisandry:

A woman working at an OB/GYN office, who was a breast cancer survivor, asked Dr. Barry W. King to look at a lesion on her vagina

The woman was concerned her cancer returned so she turned to King for help

King examined her, and afterwards told her to have her husband look at it later 

Once home she used the bathroom and noticed the toilet paper was purple

She recognized the purple as gentian violet, which is a dye used to treat different medical conditions but thought it wasn’t used anymore

When she went back to work, King acted giddy and confessed he pranked her 

She realized King also told several other people she worked with about the ‘joke’

She said in court she believes he was hoping she had sex with her husband and that it would dye his penis purple as part of the prank 

King took a plea deal, pleading guilty to harassment and got to keep his license  

lowkey cis men should not be ob/gyn’s. too many men are fucking trash like this dude.

Just another reason to never see a cis man for ob/gyn services

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fantheoriesandfoodporn:

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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gleelive:

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

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vampireapologist:

ofools:

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

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chillwerewolf:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

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titanieum:

I say we ignore the constitution and the bible and any other kind of social rule system and we just guide ourselves by jasmine masters’ vlogs

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yermemeblog:

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